Are you up for an adrenaline-pumping ride through shark-infested fields of corn? Take a seat because "Sharks of the Corn" will deliver an unstoppable whirlwind of both horror and comedy. Directed by the famous Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget movie draws its inspiration from Stephen King's classic "Children of the Corn" (1984) and transforms it into a hilarious, bizarre comedy that'll leave you in a state of confusion and rolling around on the floor in laughter.
An Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
Beginning with the opening sequence in the seemingly normal cornfield "Sharks of the Corn" is able to establish its uniqueness. We are introduced to Gary and Susan both of whom gradually fade out of the picture while the movie drifts to unexpected ways. It weaves together horror elements and a variety of subplots to create a wonderful cocktail that can only be described as a carnival in the cornfield full of craziness.
A Psychopathic Shark Enthusiast
Enter Teddy Bo Lucas, a personality that brings an additional twist to an already confusing story. A psychopathic shark expert has an uncanny obsession with these sharks that live in the ocean. In case sharks and cornfields aren't already bizarre enough, Teddy elevates his fascination to the next level when they commit a shocking murder inside his motel room. This shocking turn of events sets the stage for an enthralling whirlwind of intrigue and suspicion.
There is confusion. Cults in addition to Sharks
The plot gets more complex as authorities pin the blame on poor Gary in the case of Susan's murder with no motivation. A shark cult comes to light as an interesting subplot that introduces us to our world, where cornfields and the cult of sharks collide. Then, just as you think that it's impossible to imagine anything more outrageous the two burglars who are bumbling decide to steal a baby shark from this community. It's an unpredictable mix of horror and comedy that keeps you on your toes.
Critiques as well as Comic Relief
While "Sharks of the Corn" is a truly unique and unorthodox experience, it's not devoid of the flaws. It frequently switches between various characters and scenes leaving some (blog) viewers feeling disoriented and trying to figure out the numerous plotlines. It's an intentional choice of style in the film that adds to its spoof aspect of the film but it may not be all people's cup of coffee.
The production values of the film are intentionally low and the actors' performance falls into the category of unreliable. However, amidst the sea of weak performances, Steve Guynn shines through with the laudable character he portrays, acting as his character, not just reciting words. It's a rare piece of real acting in the midst that is filled with overblown and sloppy performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" showcases its low-budget appeal with cheap effects that have an attractive charm. All of the shark attacks can be hilariously shown using hand puppets. They add some humour to the movie. The bizarre plot arc, which centers around a shark cult's plan for reviving a legendary shark goddess This is where the film truly unleashes its creativity. This creativity, however, often fails to translate into an exciting watch.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
One area where "Sharks of the Corn" lacks cinematography is its editing. Cinematography and framing comes appear amateurish and lack quality and refinement that's typically seen at the top of popular horror films. While it's possible that this was done to maintain the low-budget aesthetic however, it has a negative impact on the performance of the entire experience.

Final Rating"Stock Footage Overlay" - One "Stock Footage Overlay" Out Five
Its low-quality footage, sound, acting, and editing "Sharks of the Corn" just doesn't meet the goal. In spite of the possibility for a humorous spoof movie, it fails to provide a seamless and entertaining overall experience. As the reviewer, I finish with an amusing note: films, much like corn, (blog post) become more enjoyable when they include explosions. However, "Sharks of the Corn" will not make the cut.